I am probably more ludicrous than you.

because I made the title with a word that I never heard before (whatta hell is attempt?!),

because I'm trying to write in another language (this won't happen always),

Because I'm trying to write something new here (if there is something new),

because I want to be interesting for someone (this is not true at all, I expect),

because this neither a poem nor a discernment (just a joke, a bad joke),

because I want to write just enough (no more no less),

and because... (this will never end until I keep feeling stupid).

I don't wait for your cromulent thoughts, so embiggen your hearts. Don't be afraid... Just Relax!

You shouldn't feel pain!