domingo, mayo 18, 2008

Clement Izzard: A serial killer.

Yesterday, the city was shocked by the news of the death of Clement Izzard. The police found his body after months of investigations. They said to the press they speculate he committed suicide two days before they found him.

The first murder was three months ago. An italian man was found by a homeless who saw his foot between the garbage in the municipal dump. According with the investigations, the body was poisoned with tainted cinnamon. Two days later, a second body turned up in the middle of the main street... Again, he was poisoned. The man, Terry Baker, a well-known artist who became famous after exhibit his work "Cups cops cups" in The Central Art Museum. The news took on a higher relevance when the third murder took place inside the City Hall, the financial co-subdirector, Edward P. Abraham, was found in his office, he had an overdose of caffeine in his blood and he dead by a heart failure. Both men had in their blogs the icon "This blogger is addicted to coffee".

In the crime scene of the fourth murder, a Colombian undergraduate mathematician, the police found an injection with diluted caffeine inside of a can. After that, the police revealed that the italian guy was a Coffee
entrepreneur who sold varieties of coffee to the local coffee shops. Everything pointed at Clement Izzard, an unemployed chemist and poet, when the police found his fingerprints on a cup of Terry Baker, a malicious comment into the blog of E. P. Abraham and because he and the colombian guy were regular visitors of the coffee shop where the italian sold his coffee.

In the room, where the body of Clement Izzard was found, I found a note that said:

- She said that she fell in love with me just because I talk with wisdom about coffee matters.-.

1 comentario:

Libia dijo...

Jajaja, que cliché, te inspiras en un café para hablar de café :P